These subway trains for Amsterdam are the toughest out there. The government regards their hooligans as the toughest out there. Therefore, their public transport must be up to snuff to put up with the harassing nature of these hardcore hooligans, meanest of the world.

Who knows, a little cleaning goes far for Denmark, who’s seen what they’ve done with the Red Line? It’s spiffy now, and I’m sure the biweekly cleaning is all Denmark needed to put up with those rascaly hooligans, yarr.

-Ana Luczynski